Phone conversation between Chiefs and Browns

September 23, 2008 by bigknoxy · 2 Comments
Filed under: Carl Peterson, KC Chiefs Football, Random 

carl-peterson

Carl Peterson picks up phone to call Cleveland Brown Headquarters:

ring…     ring…    ring…

Browns: “Hello?”

Carl: “Hello, this is Carl Peterson VP/CEO/President/Lord of the Kansas City Chiefs”

Browns: “What the…    (cough) I mean, er,  How are you Carl?”

Carl: “I’m a little down about our QB situation and, well, let’s get right to the point. I was wondering..”

Browns: “We know what you want, and we aren’t interested”

Carl: “But what if…”

Browns: “No”

Carl: “What about…”

Browns: “No”

Carl: “LJ?”

Browns: “… NO”

Carl: “First round..”

Browns: “Nope”

(silence)

Herm (in the background): “Come on, know your role and do ya job!”

Carl: “Bottom line, what would it take to…”

Browns: “Not interested and please don’t call us about this again Carl”

Click

Carl: ” Man, that’s too bad, I was really hoping to get Derrick Anderson in a Chiefs uniform this season…”

Herm: “THAT’S OKAY!!”

If you enjoyed this post, make sure you subscribe to my RSS feed!